Have no expectations.
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make it staaaank
Hotel Desk Clerk: So I cancelled all of your spa services
Jane: Cancelled? Everything okay, beau?
Brad: Yeah! I’m just upgrading, baby!
Jane: YEEAAH!
Brad: Hey, my man! Uh, throw in a couple bottles of champagne and some smelly cheese
Hotel Desk Clerk: O….kay….
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