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Posted 4 months ago

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Have you ever forgotten to send an attachment in an email and then had to send a second one WITH the attachment, and then killed yourself?
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Posted 10 months ago

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We’re all still cutting ourselves just to feel something, right?
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Posted 10 months ago

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Idea: Pepsi w/ stem cord blood.
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Posted 10 months ago

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I guess the white person portion of the Olympics is over.
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Posted 10 months ago

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I like rooting for foreign teenage girls to fail.
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Posted 11 months ago

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Posted 1 year ago

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All three houses had more potential than their relationship. I predict they pick house #1 and lose it to foreclosure. #househunters
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Posted 1 year ago

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Do me a favor: don’t ever correct me about anything.
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